I Haven’t Got a Hat 1935

Miss Cud Martha Wentworth introduces a local school musical and recital, setting a light, family-friendly tone for the afternoon. The event unfolds in a cozy space where young performers take the stage, each trying to win the audience’s affection with charm and a touch of mischief. The atmosphere blends hopeful talent with playful chaos as the kids test their nerves and showcase their talents.

The show opens with a frenzied moment from Porky Pig Joe Dougherty, whose stuttering delivery of “The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere” is dramatic, earnest, and somehow endearingly comic. The performance spirals into a lively chase as friendly stray dogs crash the scene, insisting on their own bit of audience participation. The result is a chaotic but affectionate start that gets the crowd buzzing with laughter and surprised cheers.

Next comes a delicate misstep from Little Kitty Bernice Hansen, who attempts to recite “Mary Had a Little Lamb” but forgets her lines, despite Miss Cud’s patient guidance. The moment showcases a gentle naiveté and the genuine warmth of the school show, as the audience roots for the tiny performer to pull the verse back on track.

Then two adorable puppies, Ham Bernice Hansen and Ex Billy Bletcher, take the stage to sing a lighthearted love song, “I Haven’t Got a Hat.” Their playful duet earns them a standing ovation, with the audience delighted by the humor, bouncy rhythm, and sweet harmonies that capture the innocence and joy of the moment.

Amid the merriment, Beans Billy Bletcher the cat grows increasingly frustrated with Oliver Owl, who refuses to share a bag of candy. The tension builds as Oliver is called to the piano for a simple starter piece, and Beans’ impatience hints at a wider comic rivalry behind the scenes. Beans escapes outside and, through a window, secretly manipulates the stage setup by placing a dog and a cat inside the piano, intending to trigger a dramatic musical moment.

What seems at first to be a clever trick backfires in spectacular fashion. Oliver delivers a surprisingly challenging performance, the audience reacting with surprised applause as the improvised duo inside the piano emerges, only to scurry away amid jeers when the stunt is revealed. The two rivals trade blows and words, but the outcome isn’t a blow-by-blow confrontation; instead, they end up splashed with paint and fountain pen ink, a ridiculous tableau that signals a comic truce.

In the end, the tension between Beans and Oliver softens into a reluctant, mutual understanding. The quarrel dissolves into a shared, slapstick moment, and the two shake hands, the crowd cheering for the quirky teamwork that followed the chaos. The school recital closes on a note of warmth, small-town charm, and the reminder that even competitive spirits can find common ground when creativity and good humor lead the way.