No Sex Please: We’re British (1973): Cast
No Sex Please: We’re British is a 1973 comedy directed by Cliff Owen, starring Pam Rose as Bank Teller (uncredited), Ian Ogilvy and Guy Standeven. It runs 1 hour 25 minutes.
- Released
- Runtime
- 1h 25m (85 min)
- Director
- Cliff Owen
- Genre
- Comedy
- Original language
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English - Studio
- BHP
- After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is No Sex Please: We’re British About?
The premise of No Sex Please: We’re British without spoilers.
When a porn‑shop owner’s shipment is mistakenly sent to a local Barclays Bank, the assistant manager David and his newly‑wed wife discover photos, films and two women in their bank‑provided flat. Together with the head cashier, they devise a scheme to dispose of the material without alerting their boss, the police or David’s mother.
No Sex Please: We’re British Themes & Keywords
· 5 tags- pornography
- farce
- right
- based on play
- independent film
No Sex Please: We’re British Cast & Characters
Pam Rose leads the cast as Bank Teller (uncredited), with Ian Ogilvy as David Hunter and Guy Standeven as Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited). Directed by Cliff Owen; 36 actors are credited in all.
- Director Cliff Owen
- Pam Rose as Bank Teller (uncredited)
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Ian Ogilvy as David Hunter - Guy Standeven as Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited)
- Pauline Chamberlain as Woman with Flowers at Church Film Show (uncredited)
Also Starring in No Sex Please: We’re British
· 32 more- Eric Longworth Man with Lighter
- Arthur Lowe Mr. Leslie Bromley
- Michael Robbins Car Driver
- Michael Bates Mr. Arnold Needham
- Michael Ripper Traffic Warden
- Victor Harrington Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
- Fred Griffiths Delivery Man
- Frank Thornton Glass Shop Manager
- Lucy Griffiths Spinster Lady
- Lloyd Lamble American Man
- Brian Wilde Policeman
- Gerald Sim Reverend John Mower
- Robin Askwith Baker's Delivery Man
- Beryl Reid Bertha Hunter
- David Swift Inspector Paul
- Margaret Nolan Barbara
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- Sydney Bromley Rag & Bone Man
- Susan Penhaligon Penny Hunter
- John Scott Martin White Line Workman
- Mavis Villiers American Lady
- Valerie Leon Susan
- Deryck Guyler Park Keeper
- Fred Machon Man at Church Film Show (uncredited)
- Stephen Greif Niko
- Ronnie Corbett Brian Runnicles
- Walter Henry Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
- Cheryl Hall Daphne Martin
- John Bindon Pete Hunter
- Bart Allison Council Workman
- Jack Arrow Audience Member at Church Film Show (uncredited)
- Edward Sinclair Postman
- Joe Reah Drum Major
More from Cliff Owen
More films directed by Cliff Owen: The Bawdy Adventures of Tom Jones, Steptoe & Son, The Vengeance of She and The Magnificent Two.
No Sex Please: We’re British Trailers & Videos
The trailer of No Sex Please: We’re British.
No Sex Please: We’re British Also Known As
8 alternative titles, including “We're British” and “Csak semmi szexet kérem, mi angolok vagyunk”.
- Also known as
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- We're British
- Csak semmi szexet kérem, mi angolok vagyunk
- Bitte keinen Sex, wir sind Briten
- Prosím žádný sex - jsme Britové
- 우리는 신사예요
- 英国佬不谈性
- Niente sesso, siamo inglesi
- Sexe no, sisplau, som britànics
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Movies Like No Sex Please: We’re British
Films with a similar story, tone or audience, including Sex Shop, Not Now Darling and Sex Play.
No Sex Please: We’re British FAQ: Cast & Runtime
Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of No Sex Please: We’re British, each answered in a sentence.
How long is No Sex Please: We’re British?
No Sex Please: We’re British runs 1 hour 25 minutes (85 minutes).
When was No Sex Please: We’re British released?
No Sex Please: We’re British was released on July 25, 1973.
Who directed No Sex Please: We’re British?
No Sex Please: We’re British was directed by Cliff Owen.
More films by Cliff Owen Who is in the cast of No Sex Please: We’re British?
No Sex Please: We’re British stars Pam Rose as Bank Teller (uncredited), Ian Ogilvy as David Hunter and Guy Standeven as Man with Pipe at Church Film Show (uncredited), among 36 credited actors.
Does No Sex Please: We’re British have a post-credit scene?
No. No Sex Please: We’re British has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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