Chevalier 2016

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Six men — The Doctor Efthymis Papadimitriou, Yorgos Yiorgos Kendros, Josef Panos Koronis, Dimitris Vangelis Mourikis, Yannis Giannis Drakopoulos, and Christos Kostas Filippoglou — are on a luxury yacht, enjoying a fishing trip across the Aegean Sea. The Doctor mentors Christos, the former boyfriend of his daughter Anna; Yannis is the Doctor’s son-in-law; Dimitris is Yannis’ brother; and Josef and Yorgos are partners who are close friends with the Doctor.

On the final night, the men try a game in which one person thinks of a person on the boat and the others must ask metaphorical questions about what type of animal or fruit that person would be to guess who is being described. Josef is offended when Yorgos guesses he resembles a pineapple. Josef correctly guesses that the pineapple corresponds to the cabin boy, which sparks tension on board. In a huff, Yorgos quits the game, convinced that Josef isn’t the best at this, he’s simply the best in that particular game.

Christos then suggests revisiting a previous year’s game called Chevalier. In Chevalier, the players set up tasks for everyone, and the winner earns a Chevalier signet ring. Yorgos agrees to play, but insists that the contest measure more than skill—this time it should judge who is best in general, covering personality and habits as well. The only man who already owns a Chevalier ring is The Doctor, who refuses to lend it to the eventual winner, so the group agrees to buy a ring once they reach Athens.

The trip becomes a social experiment as the men begin to judge one another on everything from sleep quality and attire to how they drink their coffee. Each man also selects a competition for everyone to tackle, including who can clean the fastest and who can skip stones most deftly. For his competition, Yannis chooses a provocative and uncomfortable test: the men are to take pictures of their penises fully erect to determine who has the largest. Only Josef cannot achieve an erection, leaving him upset and isolated.

Upon docking in Athens, the group decides to remain on board for several additional days to finish their contest. The Doctor orders blood tests for each man, but Dimitris refuses to have his blood drawn, which costs him points. Christos learns he has high cholesterol, a finding that unsettles him. During dinner, Dimitris performs a lip-synced rendition of Lovin’ You. Wanting to cheer on his brother, Yannis lights sparklers and dances behind him on the dock, a moment the Doctor coldly rebukes as careless behavior. Enraged, Yannis lashes out at the Doctor, accusing him of disliking him because his daughter Anna is infertile. He also mocks Christos, insinuating that Anna shares in their sexual inadequacies. Christos is distraught and attacks Yannis, and the two must be separated.

Before the final competition, Yorgos gives a speech in which he describes a shared moment with everyone on the trip and then cuts his hand to ask the men to become blood brothers with him. Most refuse, but Dimitris agrees to participate in a blood pact. Rather than slitting his own hand, Dimitris tears his pants and cuts his upper butt cheek, then presses his bloodied hand to Yorgos’s to seal the pact.

In the kitchen, the cook and his assistant begin to play Chevalier against one another, with the assistant docking points from his employer for balding. The moment underscores tensions and power dynamics even in mundane tasks.

Finally, the men disembark and head to their cars to leave the yacht. Yorgos climbs onto his motorbike, the Chevalier ring gleaming on his hand as the trip concludes. The voyage leaves them with a lingering sense of competition, loyalty, and the fragile lines between friendship and family.