We Have a Pope 2012

On the passing of the pope, the conclave convenes in Rome to select a successor. The initial ballots result in black smoke, indicating that no candidate has achieved the required majority. After several rounds of voting, Cardinal Melville is unexpectedly elected; he had not been seen as a leading contender. Despite his hesitation, he ultimately accepts the role and is proclaimed pope.

As the faithful gather in St. Peter’s Square, anticipation builds, and the cardinal proto-deacon is ready to announce the new pope’s name. However, Cardinal Melville experiences a panic attack and fails to make his appearance on the balcony.

To address the rising concerns, the spokesman of the Holy See evades journalists’ inquiries about the new pope’s absence, claiming that Melville requires solitude for prayer and contemplation before his official debut. Yet, hours pass, and still, there is no sign of him.

Church regulations stipulate that the election process is not complete until the new pope is publicly named; thus, the conclave remains in an impasse and no one may leave the Vatican. The College of Cardinals grows increasingly anxious about the newly elected pope’s evident crisis and emotional struggles. In a bid to address the situation, they summon Professor Brezzi, portrayed by director Nanni Moretti, a psychoanalyst. Despite their skepticism about his methods, the cardinals permit him to evaluate the new pope.

During a session intended for therapy, Professor Brezzi struggles to uncover the sources of Melville’s depression and feelings of inadequacy. He mentions that his ex-wife is also a psychoanalyst, leading the new pope to secretly consult her. Following this encounter, Melville seizes the opportunity to escape from his keepers during a leisurely walk.

Oblivious to the pope’s absence, the cardinals attempt to pass the time, engaging in various games, including cards and an international volleyball match organized by Brezzi. The spokesperson continues to assure the public that the Pope is occupied with prayer in his private chambers. Eventually, the cardinals track down Melville and offer him another chance to publicly accept his position.

He finally steps onto the balcony but expresses, >“I am not the leader you need,” and asks the gathered crowd to pray “for what he is about to do,” before retreating back into St. Peter’s Basilica, leaving the assembled faithful in confusion.