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The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha (2005): Cast, Box Office & Plot

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The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha is a 2005 mystery drama directed by John Irvin, starring Natalia Tena as Vera, Jacqueline Bisset and Mary Nighy. It runs 1 hour 42 minutes and earned $251,103 worldwide.

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The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha (2005) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 42m (102 min)
Director
John Irvin
Genres
Mystery , Drama
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha About?

The premise of The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.

In a remote college hidden among dark forests and bleak lakes, Hidalla, Irene, Vera, Blanka, Melusine and Rain have lived under the Headmistress’s strict rule, never knowing life beyond the high walls. At sixteen they start questioning their origins, parents and the purpose of the rigid discipline. When two girls vanish, the fairy‑tale aura turns increasingly eerie.

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha Themes & Keywords

· 5 tags
  • independent film
  • based on novel
  • lesbian
  • lesbianism
  • female nudity
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Cast & crew

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha Cast & Characters

Natalia Tena leads the cast as Vera, with Jacqueline Bisset as Headmistress and Mary Nighy as Hidalla. Directed by John Irvin; 17 actors are credited in all.

Also Starring in The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha

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From the director

More from John Irvin

More films directed by John Irvin, best-rated first: Hamburger Hill, The Boys & Girl from County Clare, The Dogs of War and Next of Kin.

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Plot

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha Plot Summary

What happens in The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 15 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 2-minute read.

Spoilers ahead

In the early 20th century, set in Thuringia, Germany, a group of young girls navigates life within the confines of a secluded college, surrounded by dark forests and somber lakes. Among these girls, we meet Hidalla and her close friends: Irene, Vera, Blanka, Melusine, and Rain. Growing up in an isolated environment, their understanding of the world beyond the college’s walls is non-existent. They often play near a beautiful waterfall, yet they are strictly forbidden from interacting with the servants, who wear masks to signify their perceived inferiority.

Full summary

The whole story of The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha, scene by scene

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Box office

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha Box Office

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha grossed $251,103 worldwide.

2005 box office

Worldwide gross

$251.1K

International
$251.1K
Videos

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha Trailers & Videos

The trailer of The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha.

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Quiz

How Well Do You Know The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha?

10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.

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In which German region is the story set?

Details

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha Also Known As

7 alternative titles, including “El despertar del amor” and “L'educazione fisica delle fanciulle”.

Also known as
  • El despertar del amor
  • L'educazione fisica delle fanciulle
  • ミネハハ 秘密の森の少女たち
  • Umění milovat
  • 爱的艺术
  • El despertar de l’amor
  • Изящное искусство любви

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FAQ

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha FAQ: Cast & Box Office

Runtime, release date, director, cast, box office and post-credit scenes of The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha, each answered in a sentence.

How long is The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha?

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha runs 1 hour 42 minutes (102 minutes).

When was The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha released?

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha was released on November 25, 2005.

Who directed The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha?

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha was directed by John Irvin.

More films by John Irvin

Who is in the cast of The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha?

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha stars Natalia Tena as Vera, Jacqueline Bisset as Headmistress and Mary Nighy as Hidalla, among 17 credited actors.

How much did The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha make at the box office?

The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha grossed $251,103 worldwide.

Does The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha have a post-credit scene?

No. The Fine Art of Love: Mine Ha-Ha has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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