Stan Helsing (2009): Cast, Box Office & Plot
Stan Helsing is a 2009 comedy directed by Bo Zenga, starring Steve Howey as Stan Helsing, Kelsey McIlroy and Chad Krowchuk. It runs 1 hour 30 minutes and earned $1.5 million worldwide.
- Released
- Runtime
- 1h 30m (90 min)
- Director
- Bo Zenga
- Genre
- Comedy
- Original language
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English - Studio
- Insight Film Studios
- After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is Stan Helsing About?
The premise of Stan Helsing without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.
After finishing his night shift at the video‑rental store, Stan Helsing is whisked away by his best friend and two eager girls on the way to a Halloween party. Along the route they confront parodies of cinema’s most infamous monsters, turning the night into a comedic battle of wits and gore.
Stan Helsing Themes & Keywords
· 50 tags- blown up skirt
- pink panties
- slapstick comedy
- striptease
- sexual innuendo
- touching breasts
- voyeur
- voyeurism
- blonde
- fondling
- nudity
- scantily clad female
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- kissing in public
- romantic kiss
- lap dance
- female vampire
- brunette
- blonde stereotype
- brief female frontal nudity
- waitress
- schoolgirl uniform
- lesbian twins
- female sitting on a toilet
- copped feel
- cleavage
- involuntary orgasm
- van helsing
- stripper
- strip club
- spreadeagle
- exotic dancer
- crotch shot
- pay phone
- no cell phone signal
- absurd comedy
- spoof
- boy wears female underwear
- man wears woman's underwear
- woman squeezes another woman's breast
- parody comedy
- big cleavage
- halloween
- double entendre
- escaped prisoner
- dollar bill
- telephone call
- porn shoot
- video store clerk
- halloween party
- halloween costume
Stan Helsing Cast & Characters
Steve Howey leads the cast as Stan Helsing, with Kelsey McIlroy as Teenager in movie store and Chad Krowchuk as Sully. Directed by Bo Zenga; 29 actors are credited in all.
- Director Bo Zenga
- Steve Howey as Stan Helsing
- Kelsey McIlroy as Teenager in movie store
- Chad Krowchuk as Sully
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Kenan Thompson as Teddy
Also Starring in Stan Helsing
· 25 more- Diora Baird Nadine
- Desi Lydic Mia
- Jeff Gulka Lucky
- Leslie Nielsen Kay
- Charles Zuckermann Pinhead
- Lee Tichon Michael Criers
- Grayson Gabriel Michael Jackson
- Jeremy Crittenden Altar boy (uncredited)
- Elysia Rotaru Sexy Employee
- Ben Cotton Fweddy
- Kathryn Kirkpatrick Bathroom lady
- Tara Wilson Screaming Woman
- John Burnside Security Guard
- Holly Eglington Bride #2
- Ildiko Ferenczi Bride of Dracula
- Alain Chanoine Guy #1
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- Robin Nielsen Employee #1
- Twan Holliday Pleatherface
- Lara Babalola Employee #2
- Jon Johnson Afroman
- Denise Poole Bride #1
- Nathan Dashwood Busboy
- Zorianna Kit Themselves
- Mikey Granger The Robber
- Aaron Rota Hockey Boy / Kid #1
Stan Helsing Plot Summary
What happens in Stan Helsing from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 13 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 3-minute read.
Spoilers ahead
Stan Helsing, played by Steve Howey, is an underachieving employee at Schlockbuster, a small neighborhood video rental store. His personal mottos are “don’t get involved” and “don’t talk about it.” When his teen-aged boss Sully, played by Chad Krowchuk, orders him to drop off a bag of films at the mother of the store’s owner—or risk being fired—Stan reluctantly agrees and plans a quick, quiet exit from trouble.
don’t get involved
don’t talk about it
Full summary
The whole story of Stan Helsing, scene by scene
Stan Helsing Box Office
Stan Helsing grossed $1.5 million worldwide.
Worldwide gross
$1.5M
- International
- $1.5M
Stan Helsing Trailers & Videos
The trailer of Stan Helsing.
How Well Do You Know Stan Helsing?
9 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.
Question 1 of 9
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- Question 9: not answered
What is the name of the video‑rental store where Stan works?
Cars in Stan Helsing
11 cars on screen, including the 2008 Dodge Grand Caravan and the 1974 Checker Taxicab.
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2008 Dodge Grand Caravan Main role -
1974 Checker Taxicab Important role -
1965 Chevrolet C-Series Minor role -
1992 Chevrolet Chevy Van Minor role
Stan Helsing Also Known As
12 alternative titles, including “Horror movie” and “Mega Monster Movie”.
- Also known as
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- Horror movie
- Mega Monster Movie
- Nincs Helsing - Rémes film
- Стан Хельсинг
- סטן הלסינג
- 스탠 헬싱
- Стан Хелсинг
- 斯坦·海尔辛
- Stan Helsing: Šialená jazda
- 最'恐?!'絶叫計画
- Стен Гелсінг
- Stan Helsing (Mega Canavarlar)
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Movies Like Stan Helsing
Films with a similar story, tone or audience, including Vamp, The Vampire Happening and Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
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Stan Helsing FAQ: Cast, Box Office & Runtime
Runtime, release date, director, cast, box office and post-credit scenes of Stan Helsing, each answered in a sentence.
How long is Stan Helsing?
Stan Helsing runs 1 hour 30 minutes (90 minutes).
When was Stan Helsing released?
Stan Helsing was released on October 23, 2009.
Who directed Stan Helsing?
Stan Helsing was directed by Bo Zenga.
More films by Bo Zenga Who is in the cast of Stan Helsing?
Stan Helsing stars Steve Howey as Stan Helsing, Kelsey McIlroy as Teenager in movie store and Chad Krowchuk as Sully, among 29 credited actors.
How much did Stan Helsing make at the box office?
Stan Helsing grossed $1.5 million worldwide.
Does Stan Helsing have a post-credit scene?
No. Stan Helsing has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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