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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009): Cast & Plot

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Lesbian Vampire Killers is a 2009 comedy horror film directed by Phil Claydon, starring James Corden as Fletch, Mathew Horne and Lucy Gaskell. It runs 1 hour 26 minutes.

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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 26m (86 min)
Director
Phil Claydon
Genres
Comedy , Horror
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is Lesbian Vampire Killers About?

The premise of Lesbian Vampire Killers without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.

In a twisted post‑Twilight world, a rural community discovers its women have been captured and enslaved by a coven of lesbian vampires. Desperate to end the horror, the remaining men select two naïve young men to venture onto the barren moors as a sacrificial offering, hoping to confront the blood‑thirsty predators.

Lesbian Vampire Killers Themes & Keywords

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  • lesbian vampire
  • female nudity
  • vampire
  • vampire comedy
  • friendship between men
  • british comedy
  • lesbianism
  • bisexuality
  • psychotronic film
  • gay werewolf
  • female female kiss
  • lesbian character
+38 more
  • town with a dark secret
  • female full frontal nudity
  • villainess
  • satire comedy
  • van
  • vicar
  • virgin
  • women
  • young
  • town
  • woman sits on a toilet
  • bare midriff
  • blood
  • breasts
  • fake breasts
  • female vampire
  • toilet
  • sword
  • stabbed in the chest
  • shower
  • old dark house
  • decapitation
  • crossbow
  • condom
  • axe
  • axe in the head
  • virginity
  • satire
  • improvised weapon
  • death
  • cell phone
  • britain
  • breakup
  • boyfriend girlfriend relationship
  • sadism
  • vampire slayer
  • title spoken by character
  • sexploitation
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Cast & crew

Lesbian Vampire Killers Cast & Characters

James Corden leads the cast as Fletch, with Mathew Horne as Jimmy and Lucy Gaskell as Judy. Directed by Phil Claydon; 15 actors are credited in all.

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From the director

More from Phil Claydon

More films directed by Phil Claydon: Within and Alone.

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Plot

Lesbian Vampire Killers Plot Summary

What happens in Lesbian Vampire Killers from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 14 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 4-minute read.

Spoilers ahead

Jimmy Mathew Horne and Fletch James Corden are two friends living in London, each carrying his own heavy cloud of life: Jimmy is dumped by his unscrupulous girlfriend Judi Lucy Gaskell, and Fletch is fired from his job as a clown after an ill-judged punch. In an attempt to escape their troubles, they set their sights on a remote village in Norfolk that somehow appears on an old map, offering a chance to press pause on their messy days and start anew. As they reach a windswept pub on the village fringe, Jimmy’s mood darkens—partly because Fletch has smashed his phone—yet they glimpse a striking scene: a string of foreign history students leaving the premises.

Full summary

The whole story of Lesbian Vampire Killers, scene by scene

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Videos

Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailers & Videos

The trailer of Lesbian Vampire Killers.

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Quiz

How Well Do You Know Lesbian Vampire Killers?

10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.

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What is the name of the vampire queen who curses the village?

Cars

Cars in Lesbian Vampire Killers

4 cars on screen, including the 1970 Coleman Milne Cardinal and the 1965 Volkswagen Micro Bus T1 Typ 2.

  • 1970 Coleman Milne Cardinal in Lesbian Vampire Killers 1970 Coleman Milne Cardinal Important role
  • 1965 Volkswagen Micro Bus T1 Typ 2 in Lesbian Vampire Killers 1965 Volkswagen Micro Bus T1 Typ 2 Important role
  • 2008 Honda Civic in Lesbian Vampire Killers 2008 Honda Civic Minor role
  • 2002 BMW X5 E53 in Lesbian Vampire Killers 2002 BMW X5 E53 Background role

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FAQ

Lesbian Vampire Killers FAQ: Cast, Runtime & Release Date

Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of Lesbian Vampire Killers, each answered in a sentence.

How long is Lesbian Vampire Killers?

Lesbian Vampire Killers runs 1 hour 26 minutes (86 minutes).

When was Lesbian Vampire Killers released?

Lesbian Vampire Killers was released on March 16, 2009.

Who directed Lesbian Vampire Killers?

Lesbian Vampire Killers was directed by Phil Claydon.

More films by Phil Claydon

Who is in the cast of Lesbian Vampire Killers?

Lesbian Vampire Killers stars James Corden as Fletch, Mathew Horne as Jimmy and Lucy Gaskell as Judy, among 15 credited actors.

Does Lesbian Vampire Killers have a post-credit scene?

No. Lesbian Vampire Killers has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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