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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008): Cast & Box Office

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a 2008 comedy directed by Steve Miner, starring Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine, Cheri Oteri and Aimee Garcia. It runs 1 hour 40 minutes and earned $103,971 worldwide.

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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 40m (100 min)
Director
Steve Miner
Genre
Comedy
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous About?

The premise of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous without spoilers.

When popular, bubble‑gum movie star Megan Valentine is suddenly broke and publicly humiliated, she escapes the wreckage of a car crash and, in a rash decision, enlists in the U.S. Army hoping the military will restore her life. Her enlistment sets her on a path that will change the Army forever.

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Themes & Keywords

· 50 tags
  • big breasts
  • cleavage
  • naive woman
  • woman wears a uniform
  • gay sex
  • caught having gay sex
  • bare chested male
  • man wears underwear
  • male butt crack
  • car
  • u.s. army
  • movie star
+38 more
  • army
  • army camp
  • uh 60 blackhawk helicopter
  • beret
  • war game
  • swimming pool
  • bayonet
  • m 16
  • obstacle course
  • m1 abrams tank
  • hummer
  • boot camp
  • push ups
  • car crash
  • airbag
  • homosexual
  • caught having sex
  • hair curlers
  • champagne
  • friendship between women
  • female soldier
  • female protagonist
  • naivete
  • blonde
  • blonde stereotype
  • woman in military
  • theft
  • tabloid
  • rock bottom
  • rifle
  • hollywood california
  • fan mail
  • drunk driving
  • cheating boyfriend
  • celebrity
  • basic training
  • army spoof
  • u.s. soldier
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Cast & crew

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Cast & Characters

Jessica Simpson leads the cast as Private Megan Valentine, with Cheri Oteri as Private Jeter and Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo. Directed by Steve Miner; 19 actors are credited in all.

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More from Steve Miner

More films directed by Steve Miner, best-rated first: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, Warlock, My Father the Hero and House.

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Box office

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Box Office

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous grossed $103,971 worldwide.

2008 box office

Worldwide gross

$104K

International
$104K

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FAQ

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous FAQ: Cast & Box Office

Runtime, release date, director, cast, box office and post-credit scenes of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous, each answered in a sentence.

How long is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous runs 1 hour 40 minutes (100 minutes).

When was Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous released?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was released on November 7, 2008.

Who directed Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was directed by Steve Miner.

More films by Steve Miner

Who is in the cast of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous stars Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine, Cheri Oteri as Private Jeter and Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo, among 19 credited actors.

How much did Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous make at the box office?

Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous grossed $103,971 worldwide.

Does Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous have a post-credit scene?

No. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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