PCU 1994

Preppy pre-freshman Tom Lawrence visits Port Chester University (PCU), a campus where fraternities have been outlawed and political correctness runs rampant. During his visit, accident-prone Tom makes enemies with nearly every group of students, and spends much of his time dodging a growing mob after him.

He soon finds himself in the middle of a campus-wide conflict between two rival factions, The Pit and Balls and Shaft. Among the members of the latter is Rand McPherson, who, with the other Balls and Shaft, wants the long-banned Greek system to come back and reclaim a page from PCU’s history. On the other side, The Pit operates out of the former Balls and Shaft house, a chaotic, party-centric space run by seniors Gutter and Mullaney, home to mid-year freshman co-ed Katy, and led by multi-year senior James “Droz” Andrews. The Pit’s culture is loud, carefree, and openly rebellious against the campus’s strict, politically correct protests; their counter-protests and raucous parties become a constant source of complaint forms and administrative headaches.

The campus is also home to other factions that color the landscape: a commune-like house of pot users known as Jerrytown that [Gutter] frequents, a radical feminist group called the Womynists, an Afrocentric coalition suspicious of The Pit, and a president who presses for extreme sensitivity and multiculturalism. President Garcia-Thompson is obsessed with sweeping changes—she even pitches controversial plans like Bisexual Asian Studies having its own building while STEM facilities suffer, and she proposes changing the campus mascot to a whooping crane for the bicentennial celebration. Her vision and tactics spark widespread tension, especially as she schemes with Balls and Shaft to push The Pit off campus and give Rand control of the house.

In a bid to raise the funds needed to defend their turf, The Pit throws a party. The effort is initially undermined when the Womynists protest outside, objecting to the party flyers and to the very existence of The Pit’s antics. Yet a twist of fate flips the night: George Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic arrive and perform, drawing a huge crowd of students who funnel into the party with renewed energy. The spectacular turn of events allows The Pit to raise enough money to keep their house, a victory that rallying students barely celebrate over the ongoing campus climate war.

Garcia-Thompson, however, doubles down. After being locked in a room by Droz with the song Afternoon Delight playing on repeat, she acts on a slate of complaints against The Pit and shuts down the party, expelling its residents even as they’ve just secured funds to stay. Tom learns via an overheard conversation with the Board of Trustees that the President’s politically correct changes are harming both PCU’s legacy and how the school is perceived in the media. The dynamics of power and popularity shift as the students begin to question the limits of campus politics.

The following morning, at the bicentennial ceremony, Droz and former Pit residents stage a bold gambit: they liberate the Whooping Crane and spark a campus-wide protest against protesting itself. The demonstration suggests that even with The Pit’s eviction, the student body cannot be fully controlled by the administration, and the Board ultimately responds by removing the President from her post. Rand’s tirade—dismissive and bigoted toward other student groups—is broadcast across the campus by Droz, revealing how the speech can backfire when it reaches the wider audience.

With the power dynamics in flux, Tom decides to commit to PCU, and The Pit moves back into their residence, signaling a reevaluation of loyalties and a shift in campus life. On his bus ride home, Tom catches sight of Rand, who finds himself in Tom’s former predicament: chased by students across campus as the power structure and the culture-war tensions continue to ripple through the university.

In the end, the campus learns a hard lesson about the limits of control, the unpredictability of student activism, and the stubborn persistence of a group determined to carve out its own space within a campus that constantly tries to redefine itself. The story threads together competing ideals, personal growth, and the chaotic but ultimately hopeful notion that a college town can survive, even thrive, when its students push back against executive overreach while still finding ways to come together when the moment calls for it.