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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025): Cast, Ratings & Box Office

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a 2025 comedy drama starring Rose Byrne as Linda, Ronald Bronstein and Danielle Macdonald. It runs 1 hour 53 minutes and earned $1.7 million worldwide on a $1.5 million budget. It won 2 awards from 7 nominations, one of them 1 Oscar nomination. IMDb users rate it 6.6/10.

IMDb rating
6.6/10
worldwide gross
$1.7M
awards won
2
Echo Score
84
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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (2025) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 53m (113 min)
Genres
Drama , Comedy
Original language
English
Studio
Fat City
Budget
$1.5M
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is If I Had Legs I’d Kick You About?

The premise of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.

As Linda's life spirals out of control, she struggles to cope with her child’s unexplained illness, her husband's absence, and a missing person case. Simultaneously, her relationship with her therapist deteriorates, adding further stress to her already difficult situation as she desperately tries to regain control.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Themes & Keywords

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  • tumor
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  • mother child relationship
  • pizza
  • dropping pizza
  • taking off shoes
  • eating pizza
  • talking with mouth full
  • mother daughter relationship
  • apartment flooding
  • flooding
  • leaking ceiling
  • water leak in the ceiling
  • child screaming
  • hole in ceiling
  • snoring
  • voice over narration
  • alarm
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  • smoking
  • listening to music
  • cigarette smoking
  • bottles of wine
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  • bacon
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  • black man
  • talking on the phone
  • singing along to music on a car radio
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Cast & crew

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Cast & Characters

Rose Byrne leads the cast as Linda, with Ronald Bronstein as Caroline’s Husband and Danielle Macdonald as Caroline.

Also Starring in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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Ratings

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Reviews & Ratings

IMDb users rate If I Had Legs I’d Kick You 6.6/10. Our Echo Score gives it 84/100, strongest in character & emotion (90) and weakest in rewatch factor (78).

84 /100

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Echo Score Breakdown

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You presents a relentless portrait of modern motherhood, anchored by a tightly controlled visual approach and a high‑octane dark comedy tone. Critics highlight the film’s unflinching direction, the visceral proximity of the camera, and Rose Byrne’s incisive performance as central strengths. While the relentless dread may limit broader appeal, the work’s thematic focus and craft cohesion render it a compelling, if exhausting, viewing experience that resonates with many audiences.

Our own 0–100 rating, built from five aspects: art, character, story, the sensory experience and how well a film rewatches.

  • Art & Craft 88

    In terms of art and craft, the film benefits from Bronstein’s decisive direction and experimental visual language. Reviewers note the provocatively close camera work and inventive framing that amplify the protagonist’s anxiety. Editing maintains a steady two‑hour rhythm that sustains tension without losing narrative clarity. These choices collectively elevate the production design and cinematography, resulting in a cohesive and striking aesthetic.

  • Character & Emotion 90

    When it comes to character and emotion, Rose Byrne delivers a career‑defining performance that anchors the film’s emotional core. Critics describe her portrayal as both desperate and fiercely resilient, providing nuanced layers to the mother’s struggle. The chemistry between Byrne and the surrounding world amplifies the sense of isolation, while the script grants sufficient depth for the audience to empathize with her plight.

  • Story & Flow 80

    The story and flow are driven by a bold, high‑energy dark comedy structure that explores the pressures of parenthood. Reviewers commend the film’s originality and its commitment to a relentless narrative arc, though its unrelenting intensity can feel exhausting. Plot coherence is maintained through a focused lens on everyday irritation, delivering a compelling yet demanding viewing experience.

  • Sensory Experience 82

    Sensory experience is shaped by an immersive visual style and deliberate sound design that echo the protagonist’s internal turmoil. Critics point to the close‑up camera work and the use of ambient noises that heighten anxiety. While specific commentary on the soundtrack is limited, the overall sensory palette reinforces the film’s oppressive atmosphere and thematic intent.

  • Rewatch Factor 78

    Rewatch factor is moderate to high, as the film’s intense focus on maternal anxiety offers layered insights upon subsequent viewings. Critics note its relatability and the lingering emotional impact, suggesting that repeated exposure can deepen appreciation of its nuanced performances and directorial choices. However, the film’s exhausting tone may deter some viewers from frequent repeats.

Plot

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Plot Summary

What happens in If I Had Legs I’d Kick You from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 15 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 2-minute read.

Spoilers ahead

Linda, Rose Byrne is a therapist stretched to her limits as she cares for her daughter, who is suffering from an eating disorder. Her daughter must be fed through a PEG tube every night, and those nightly demands add to Linda’s immense stress. The family’s situation takes a turn for the worse when the bedroom ceiling of their Montauk apartment collapses and floods the house. With her largely absent husband Charles Ronald Bronstein away on a two-month work trip, Linda is forced to move with her daughter into a shabby motel.

Full summary

The whole story of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, scene by scene

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Box office

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Box Office & Budget

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You grossed $1.7 million worldwide on a $1.5 million budget, 1.1 times what it cost. $1.1 million came from the US and Canada and $618,238 (36%) from the rest of the world.

2025 box office

Worldwide gross

$1.7M

1.1× its budget

US & Canada
$1.1M
International
$618.2K
Budget
$1.5M
US & Canada 64% Rest of the world 36%
Awards

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Awards & Nominations

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You won 2 awards from 7 nominations, one of them 1 Oscar nomination. Its biggest night was the Spirit Awards 2026, with 1 win from 2 nominations.

2 wins7 nominations6 ceremonies

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Videos

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You Trailers & Videos

11 videos: 2 trailers, 3 clips and 6 featurettes.

All 11 videos
Official Trailer
  • Trailer Trailer
  • Clip Rose Byrne's Golden Globe Award-Winning Performance
  • Clip The Oscar Nominated Hamster Scene
  • Clip This Performance Got Rose Byrne an Oscar Nomination
Quiz

How Well Do You Know If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?

10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.

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FAQ

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You FAQ: Cast & Box Office

Runtime, release date, cast, box office, ratings, awards and post-credit scenes of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, each answered in a sentence.

How long is If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You runs 1 hour 53 minutes (113 minutes).

When was If I Had Legs I’d Kick You released?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You was released on January 24, 2025.

Who is in the cast of If I Had Legs I’d Kick You?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You stars Rose Byrne as Linda, Ronald Bronstein as Caroline’s Husband and Danielle Macdonald as Caroline, among 21 credited actors.

How much did If I Had Legs I’d Kick You make at the box office?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You grossed $1.7 million worldwide ($1.1 million domestic, $618,238 international) on a budget of $1.5 million.

How is If I Had Legs I’d Kick You rated?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You has 6.6/10 on IMDb and 63% on TMDB.

What awards did If I Had Legs I’d Kick You win?

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You won 2 awards from 7 nominations, including Best Lead Performance at the Spirit Awards 2026.

Does If I Had Legs I’d Kick You have a post-credit scene?

No. If I Had Legs I’d Kick You has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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