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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971): Cast

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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? is a 1971 drama horror film directed by Ron Ormond, starring Estus W. Pirkle, Cecil Scaife and Gene McFall. It runs 53 minutes.

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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) movie poster
Released
Runtime
53 min
Director
Ron Ormond
Genres
Horror , Drama , Fantasy
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? About?

The premise of If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? without spoilers.

The film, based on Reverend Estus W. Pirkle’s sermons, warns that America’s moral decline will open the door to Communist “footmen” who undermine the nation with TV, dance, rock music and alcohol. After a full‑scale invasion, the new regime rounds up Christians for execution or forced re‑education, urging a return to the Bible as the only defense.

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? Themes & Keywords

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  • christian film
  • public domain
  • question in title
  • question mark in title
  • punctuation in title
  • animal in title
  • horse
  • christian
  • bible
  • dead children
  • religious conversion
  • martyr
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  • persecution
  • totalitarianism
  • pastor
  • indoctrination
  • torture
  • persecution of christians
  • dystopia
  • preacher
  • religious persecution
  • communist takeover
  • christianity
  • propaganda film
  • red scare
  • child execution
  • bloody body of a child
  • mass execution
  • execution
  • children
  • severed head
  • school
  • rope
  • religion
  • pitchfork
  • laughter
  • impalement
  • candy
  • blood
  • decapitated child
  • murder of a child
  • torture of child
  • massacre
  • dead child
  • violence
  • talking to the camera
  • sermon
  • religious zealot
  • religiosity
  • propaganda
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Cast & crew

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? Cast & Characters

Estus W. Pirkle leads the cast, with Cecil Scaife as The Commissar and Gene McFall as Assisstant Commissar. Directed by Ron Ormond; 5 actors are credited in all.

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From the director

More from Ron Ormond

More films directed by Ron Ormond: The Sacred Symbol, It’s About the Second Coming, 39 Stripes and The Believer’s Heaven.

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Videos

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? Videos

The clip of If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?.

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Cars

Cars in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

11 cars on screen, including the 1967 Ford F-100 and the 1971 Ford LTD.

All 11 cars
  • 1967 Ford F-100 in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? 1967 Ford F-100 Minor role
  • 1971 Ford LTD in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? 1971 Ford LTD Minor role
  • 1965 Ford Mustang in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? 1965 Ford Mustang Minor role
  • 1968 Opel Kadett B in If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? 1968 Opel Kadett B Minor role
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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? Also Known As

2 alternative titles: “If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do?” and “Если тебя утомили пешие, как же тебе состязаться с конями?”.

Also known as
  • If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do?
  • Если тебя утомили пешие, как же тебе состязаться с конями?

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If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? FAQ: Cast & Runtime

Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?, each answered in a sentence.

How long is If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do??

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? runs 53 minutes.

When was If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? released?

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? was released on November 17, 1971.

Who directed If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do??

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? was directed by Ron Ormond.

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Who is in the cast of If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do??

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? stars Estus W. Pirkle, Cecil Scaife as The Commissar and Gene McFall as Assisstant Commissar, among 5 credited actors.

Does If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? have a post-credit scene?

No. If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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