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I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (1993): Cast & Plot

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I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney is a 1993 short comedy horror film directed by Ben Affleck, starring Karla Montana as The Actress / Sandy, Jay Lacopo and Johanna McCloy. It runs 16 minutes.

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I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney (1993) movie poster
Release year
Runtime
16 min
Director
Ben Affleck
Genres
Horror , Comedy
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney About?

The premise of I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.

A first‑time writer‑director‑producer is casting his new film, meeting his wife to discuss the project, and auditioning actress Sandy, who bargains with her roommate and phones her mother. During the callback, the director’s misogynistic, homicidal nature is revealed, his wife is hanging from the ceiling, and Sandy carries a mysterious item that hints at trouble.

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney Themes & Keywords

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  • dark comedy
  • director
  • casting
  • actress
  • tied up
  • roommate
  • casting director
  • audition
  • hook
  • meat hook
  • bondage
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  • filmmaking
  • filmmaker
  • repetition in title
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Cast & crew

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney Cast & Characters

Karla Montana leads the cast as The Actress / Sandy, with Jay Lacopo as The Director and Johanna McCloy as The Roomate / Martha. Directed by Ben Affleck; 10 actors are credited in all.

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Plot

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney Plot Summary

What happens in I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 12 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 3-minute read.

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A cocky director named Ritchie Deaden, played by Jay Lacopo, is hard at work casting the lead actress for his debut feature. He rambles through the process with his off-screen wife, his voice rising in anger as he explains his ruthless approach to getting the film made. The pressure and ego on display set a tense stage for what’s to come.

His pick lands on Sandy, a young actress who is mysteriously tucked under the bed for reasons nobody wants to explain yet. The deal will be finalized in an upcoming meeting, and the atmosphere around the choice is thick with ambition and unease. The waiting room becomes a cold theater where power dynamics swirl, and Sandy’s fate feels suddenly tied to the director’s volatile mood.

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I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney FAQ: Cast & Runtime

Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney, each answered in a sentence.

How long is I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney?

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney runs 16 minutes.

When was I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney released?

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney was released in 1993.

Who directed I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney?

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney was directed by Ben Affleck.

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Who is in the cast of I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney?

I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney stars Karla Montana as The Actress / Sandy, Jay Lacopo as The Director and Johanna McCloy as The Roomate / Martha, among 10 credited actors.

Does I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney have a post-credit scene?

No. I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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