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Short comedy drama

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? (1973): Cast

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? (1973) movie poster

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? is a 1973 short comedy drama directed by Graham Jones, starring John Perkins as Male Assistant, Sue Stoodwell and Eelco De Jong. It runs 4 minutes.

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’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? (1973) movie poster
Released
Runtime
4 min
Director
Graham Jones
Genres
Comedy , Drama
Original language
English
Studio
BFI
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? About?

The premise of ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? without spoilers.

The film, produced by Oxford Polytechnic for the Family Planning Association, is a 1970s student promotion of contraception to prevent pregnancies. It shows period details—a mattress on the floor, ethnic rug, kilim bedding, denim clothes, long hair and beards—and stars look‑alikes of the cover models from Alex Comfort’s 1971 Joy of Sex.

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? Themes & Keywords

· 6 tags
  • abortion
  • unwanted pregnancy
  • pharmacy
  • educational film
  • condom
  • sex education
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Cast & crew

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? Cast & Characters

John Perkins leads the cast as Male Assistant, with Sue Stoodwell as Female Assistant and Eelco De Jong as Boy. Directed by Graham Jones; 4 actors are credited in all.

From the director

More from Graham Jones

One more film directed by Graham Jones: How to Cheat in the Leaving Certificate.

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’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? FAQ: Cast & Runtime

Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss?, each answered in a sentence.

How long is ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss??

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? runs 4 minutes.

When was ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? released?

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? was released on May 27, 1973.

Who directed ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss??

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? was directed by Graham Jones.

More films by Graham Jones

Who is in the cast of ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss??

’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? stars John Perkins as Male Assistant, Sue Stoodwell as Female Assistant and Eelco De Jong as Boy, among 4 credited actors.

Does ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? have a post-credit scene?

No. ’Ave You Got a Male Assistant Please Miss? has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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