This Guy’s In Love With U Mare! 2012

After three years of a happy relationship, Mike ends his relationship with Lester. The breakup opens a painful discovery: Lester soon learns that Mike has been cheating on him for the past year with Gemma. This revelation sets off a calculated plan from Lester, who decides to pretend to be a straight man in order to win Mike back. He enlists his four gay friends who work with him at the parlor—Babushka, Ricky, Fanny and Bambi—to stage a dramatic robbery at Gemma’s workplace after her shift. Lester then steps in as a supposedly chivalrous savior, rescuing Gemma from the “robbers” and presenting himself as her knight in shining armor.

The staged drama leads Gemma to invite Lester into her life, bringing him home to meet her parents after a dinner with the family. Yet the night reveals a harsher reality: on the way home, Lester sees the bruises on his friends’ faces from the fake “robbery,” a sign that the deception is already leaving marks on all involved. When Gemma and Mike’s circle attempts to retaliate against him, Lester quickly backs down, offering a tentative apology and a reluctant return to the relationship. Gemma calls Mike that same evening, suggesting that he should reconnect with Lester for a lesson in martial arts—an idea Mike refuses, fearing the entanglement more than the truth.

As the couple’s financial struggles mount—Mike’s family grappling with poverty and the looming cost of their wedding—Mike proposes to Gemma, a moment that triggers Lester’s more ambitious scheme. Lester visits them and deposits a staggering P5,000,000 into their bank account, a move intended to secure Gemma’s hand and cement his control over the situation. Gemma and Mike reconnect, though Mike remains unaware that Lester is the man who has become Gemma’s suitor. Seeing the flowers Lester gives Gemma intensifies Mike’s jealousy, and a loud argument follows as their tangled lives collide.

Gemma and Lester begin dating, a fact that strains Gemma’s religious and familial loyalties. Gemma’s mother probes whether Gemma truly loves Lester, and Gemma herself admits she is unsure how to respond. The tension climbs when Lester calls Gemma to invite her to a much-anticipated concert, a request that further thickens the plot’s emotional fog. Mike soon learns that Lester is the very suitor Gemma has been meeting, a revelation that fractures the fragile trust between them.

After a friendly basketball game, Lester falls ill and is cared for by Gemma, who reveals that she sees goodness in him and wants to stop the manipulation. Mike realizes something is wrong and, with Gemma, travels to Lester’s home. There, Gemma discovers a room filled with photographs of Mike—an invasion that leaves her angry and disappointed. The truth finally breaks loose: the supposed romance was a carefully orchestrated deception, and Gemma ends the engagement, breaking off the wedding.

In the aftermath, Mike apologizes to Lester for his role in the manipulation, and Gemma also forgives Mike and Lester in time. The couple ultimately marries, exchanging vows on a beach and beginning a new life together with hope and happiness. Lester, meanwhile, discovers a potential true love in a man who once saved him from a bridge. The twist comes when that man turns out to be the priest who will eventually officiate Gemma and Mike’s wedding, an encounter that leaves Lester shaken and deeply unsettled.

The film closes on a note that blends romance, regret, and forgiveness, exploring how desire, deception, and culture shape intimate choices. It paints a nuanced portrait of loyalty and heartbreak, showing that even well-intended schemes can unravel in the face of real emotions, while true connection can emerge from the most unexpected places. Through its ensemble of characters and a web of relationships, the story invites reflection on honesty, responsibility, and the messy but human path toward belonging.