The Intelligence Men (1965): Cast & Plot
The Intelligence Men is a 1965 comedy directed by Robert Asher, starring Tutte Lemkow as Seedy Schlecht Agent, Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise. It runs 1 hour 43 minutes.
- Released
- Runtime
- 1h 43m (103 min)
- Director
- Robert Asher
- Genre
- Comedy
- Original language
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English
- After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is The Intelligence Men About?
The premise of The Intelligence Men without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.
A chance encounter with a Schlecht agent draws a modest coffee‑shop manager into the shadowy world of espionage in swinging London. With his MI5 friend’s help, he assumes the identity of the dead Major Cavendish, who had infiltrated the feared group. They discover a plot to kill a celebrated Russian ballerina performing at Covent Garden, sparking chaotic comedy.
The Intelligence Men Themes & Keywords
· 7 tags- slapstick comedy
- mayhem
- ballet
- counter espionage
- drag
- crossbow
- independent film
The Intelligence Men Cast & Characters
Tutte Lemkow leads the cast as Seedy Schlecht Agent, with Eric Morecambe as Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise as Ernie Sage. Directed by Robert Asher; 49 actors are credited in all.
- Director Robert Asher
- Tutte Lemkow as Seedy Schlecht Agent
- Eric Morecambe as Eric Morecambe
- Ernie Wise as Ernie Sage
- Nora Gordon as Madame Petrovna's Dresser (uncredited)
Also Starring in The Intelligence Men
· 45 more- April Olrich Madame Petrovna
- Peter Bull Philippe
- Richard Vernon Sir Edward Seabrook
- William Franklyn Colonel Grant
- Marianne Stone Woman in Lift (uncredited)
- David Lodge Stage Manager
- Warren Mitchell Prozoroff
- Brian Oulton Laundry Basket Man
- Terence Alexander Reed
- Jim Brady Cafe Owner (uncredited)
- Larry Taylor Stagehand (uncredited)
- Ernest Blyth Reception Guest (uncredited)
- George Pastell Assassin (uncredited)
- Francis Matthews Thomas
- Johnny Briggs Boy in Cinema
- Wanda Ventham Blonde at Reception Dinner Table (uncredited)
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- Bob Todd Policeman (uncredited)
- Jack Stewart M.I.5 Radio Operator (uncredited)
- Amy Dalby Woman in Wardrobe Dept. (uncredited)
- Joe Melia Conductor
- Max Faulkner Stagehand (uncredited)
- Elizabeth Counsell Girl in Cucaracha
- Pauline Chamberlain Hotel Guest (uncredited)
- John G. Heller Waiter (uncredited)
- Ian Selby Man at the Ballet (uncredited)
- Gloria Paul Gina Carlotti
- Sally Douglas Girl (uncredited)
- George Roderick Conway (uncredited)
- Michael Peake Sinister Stranger
- Alexis Chesnakov Rostov (uncredited)
- Joe Gibbons Stage Doorkeeper (uncredited)
- Jacqueline Jones Karin
- Arthur Goodman Ballet Audience Member (uncredited)
- Jill Curzon French Girl (uncredited)
- Pearl Walters Lady at the Ballet (uncredited)
- Laurence Herder Ivan (uncredited)
- Graham Smith 'Evil Owl' Dancer
- Gina Warwick Girl (uncredited)
- Rene Sartoris 'Siegfried' Dancer
- Dilys Rosser Girl in Cinema
- Gerald Hely Carlos
- Sid Green Man in Bar (uncredited)
- Dick Hills Man in Bar (uncredited)
- Rosalind Mendleson Biker (uncredited)
- Peggy Scott Sanders Hotel Guest (uncredited)
More from Robert Asher
More films directed by Robert Asher: Press for Time, The Early Bird, A Stitch in Time and On the Beat.
The Intelligence Men Plot Summary
What happens in The Intelligence Men from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 12 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 2-minute read.
Spoilers ahead
In a busy London coffee bar, Eric Morecambe as Eric serves black coffee to a sinister-looking man who presses him to remember a tune, a request that proves futile for his famously tone-deaf ear. The moment is interrupted when Ernie Wise as Ernie Sage enters, and Eric tries to recruit him to identify the elusive melody, though the effort yields little at first.
The scene widens as Sage suspects the tune might be connected to an imminent visit by a Russian trade delegation and an assassination plot orchestrated by a shadowy group called SCHLECHT, a wry parody of SPECTRE. He reports the odd encounter to Military Intelligence, where he is treated as little more than an office-boy, yet his intuition nudges the agency toward taking the threat seriously.
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Movies Like The Intelligence Men
Films with a similar story, tone or audience, including The Tall Blond Man with One Black Shoe, The International Style and Agent 38-24-36.
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The Intelligence Men FAQ: Cast, Runtime & Release Date
Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of The Intelligence Men, each answered in a sentence.
How long is The Intelligence Men?
The Intelligence Men runs 1 hour 43 minutes (103 minutes).
When was The Intelligence Men released?
The Intelligence Men was released on April 13, 1965.
Who directed The Intelligence Men?
The Intelligence Men was directed by Robert Asher.
More films by Robert Asher Who is in the cast of The Intelligence Men?
The Intelligence Men stars Tutte Lemkow as Seedy Schlecht Agent, Eric Morecambe as Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise as Ernie Sage, among 49 credited actors.
Does The Intelligence Men have a post-credit scene?
No. The Intelligence Men has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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