The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon (2008): Cast & Plot
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon is a 2008 short comedy horror film starring Richard Gale as Narrator (voice), Paul Clemens and Brian Rohan. It runs 10 minutes.
- Released
- Runtime
- 10 min
- Original language
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English - After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon About?
The premise of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.
It warns: it will kill you, even if it takes the rest of your life. From Richard Gale, creator of Criticized, comes a film that will make you never see cutlery the same way again. Framed as an extended trailer for an imagined future release, it follows a man's relentless pursuit by perhaps the most patient and determined assassin ever shown on screen.
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon Themes & Keywords
· 34 tags- parody
- spoof
- spoon
- murderer
- chase
- satire
- narrator
- fork
- coffee
- stabbed in the throat
- kitchen knife
- stabbed with kitchen knife
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- dynamite
- gun
- rocket propelled grenade
- fake trailer
- slasher horror
- slasher spoof
- slasher
- long title
- repetition in title
- satire comedy
- parody comedy
- globetrotting adventure
- farce comedy
- surreal comedy
- dark comedy
- high concept comedy
- slapstick comedy
- psychological horror
- b horror
- monster horror
- mysterious villain
- immortality
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon Cast & Characters
Richard Gale leads the cast as Narrator (voice), with Paul Clemens as Jack Cucchiaio and Brian Rohan as The Murderer.
- Richard Gale as Narrator (voice)
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Paul Clemens as Jack Cucchiaio - Brian Rohan as The Murderer
- Melissa Paladino as The Girlfriend
Also Starring in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
· 2 more- Michael James Kacey The Doctor
- Fay Kato The Mystic
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon Plot Summary
What happens in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 11 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 3-minute read.
Spoilers ahead
This short film presents itself as a teaser for a 9-hour-long movie, inviting viewers into a tense, globe-spanning mystery that blends medical precision with a creeping, otherworldly terror. The opening voice-over sets a stark premise that foreshadows a chase built not on speed, but on a sinister, inexorable persistence:
some murders take seconds; some murders take minutes; some murders take hours; this murder… will take years!
Full summary
The whole story of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, scene by scene
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10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.
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What is Jack Cucchiaio’s profession?
Cars in The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
1 car on screen: the 2000 Toyota Celica.
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2000 Toyota Celica Minor role
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Movies Like The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon FAQ: Cast & Runtime
Runtime, release date, cast and post-credit scenes of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon, each answered in a sentence.
How long is The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon?
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon runs 10 minutes.
When was The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon released?
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon was released on September 18, 2008.
Who is in the cast of The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon?
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon stars Richard Gale as Narrator (voice), Paul Clemens as Jack Cucchiaio and Brian Rohan as The Murderer, among 6 credited actors.
Does The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon have a post-credit scene?
No. The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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