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Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2008): Cast, Ratings & Box Office

Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2008) movie poster

Everybody Wants to Be Italian is a 2008 romantic comedy directed by Jason Todd Ipson, starring John Kapelos, Cerina Vincent and Jay Jablonski. It runs 1 hour 45 minutes and earned $532,726 worldwide on a $3 million budget. Critics gave it 9% on Rotten Tomatoes and 26 on Metacritic.

Rotten Tomatoes
9%
worldwide gross
$532.7K
Metascore
26
budget
$3M
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Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2008) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 45m (105 min)
Director
Jason Todd Ipson
Genres
Comedy , Romance
Original language
English
Budget
$3M
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is Everybody Wants to Be Italian About?

The premise of Everybody Wants to Be Italian without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.

A charismatic fishmonger struggles to move on from his former girlfriend, even after she’s married with children. Hoping to find love, his friends set him up on a blind date at an Italian singles club. To increase his chances, he pretends to be someone else, adopting the identity of Bianchi and abandoning his real name, Bianski, to win the affections of the intelligent and beautiful Marisa. As their relationship develops, his past love unexpectedly returns, forcing him to confront his feelings and ultimately decide between clinging to the past and embracing a fresh start.

Everybody Wants to Be Italian Themes & Keywords

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  • first date
  • fish market
  • ex boyfriend ex girlfriend relationship
  • romantic comedy
  • veterinarian
  • fish
  • spanish american
  • shop
  • polish american
  • jogging
  • delusion
  • boston massachusetts
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  • male female relationship
  • italian american
  • independent film
  • title spoken by character
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Cast & crew

Everybody Wants to Be Italian Cast

John Kapelos leads the cast, with Cerina Vincent and Jay Jablonski. Directed by Jason Todd Ipson.

From the director

More from Jason Todd Ipson

One more film directed by Jason Todd Ipson: Unrest.

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Ratings

Everybody Wants to Be Italian Reviews & Ratings

Critics gave Everybody Wants to Be Italian 9% on Rotten Tomatoes and 26 on Metacritic.

Plot

Everybody Wants to Be Italian Plot Summary

What happens in Everybody Wants to Be Italian from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 12 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 2-minute read.

Spoilers ahead

In the vibrant North End of Boston, Massachusetts, Jake Bianski has dedicated the last eight years of his life to running a fish market, his daily routine harmonizing with the rhythms of the ocean. However, beneath this seemingly peaceful exterior lies a heart burdened by nostalgia, as Jake remains emotionally bound to Isabella, his former love who has moved on to build a life with another man. Despite Isabella’s happy family life, which includes three little ones, Jake’s feelings have not waned; instead, they fester like an unhealed wound, keeping the flicker of hope alive in his heart.

Full summary

The whole story of Everybody Wants to Be Italian, scene by scene

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Box office

Everybody Wants to Be Italian Box Office & Budget

Everybody Wants to Be Italian grossed $532,726 worldwide on a $3 million budget, 18% of what it cost. $351,416 came from the US and Canada and $181,310 (34%) from the rest of the world.

2008 box office

Worldwide gross

$532.7K

18% of its budget back

US & Canada
$351.4K
International
$181.3K
Budget
$3M
US & Canada 66% Rest of the world 34%
Videos

Everybody Wants to Be Italian Trailers & Videos

The trailer of Everybody Wants to Be Italian.

Everybody Wants to be Italian
Quiz

How Well Do You Know Everybody Wants to Be Italian?

10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.

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What occupation does Jake Bianski hold?

Cars

Cars in Everybody Wants to Be Italian

21 cars on screen, including the 2004 Dodge Grand Caravan and the 2005 Ford F-250 Super Duty.

All 21 cars
  • 2004 Dodge Grand Caravan in Everybody Wants to Be Italian 2004 Dodge Grand Caravan Minor role
  • 2005 Ford F-250 Super Duty in Everybody Wants to Be Italian 2005 Ford F-250 Super Duty Minor role
  • 1999 Audi A4 Avant B5 in Everybody Wants to Be Italian 1999 Audi A4 Avant B5 Background role
  • 2003 Cadillac CTS in Everybody Wants to Be Italian 2003 Cadillac CTS Background role

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FAQ

Everybody Wants to Be Italian FAQ: Cast & Box Office

Runtime, release date, director, cast, box office, ratings and post-credit scenes of Everybody Wants to Be Italian, each answered in a sentence.

How long is Everybody Wants to Be Italian?

Everybody Wants to Be Italian runs 1 hour 45 minutes (105 minutes).

When was Everybody Wants to Be Italian released?

Everybody Wants to Be Italian was released on September 5, 2008.

Who directed Everybody Wants to Be Italian?

Everybody Wants to Be Italian was directed by Jason Todd Ipson.

More films by Jason Todd Ipson

Who is in the cast of Everybody Wants to Be Italian?

Everybody Wants to Be Italian stars John Kapelos, Cerina Vincent and Jay Jablonski.

How much did Everybody Wants to Be Italian make at the box office?

Everybody Wants to Be Italian grossed $532,726 worldwide ($351,416 domestic, $181,310 international) on a budget of $3 million.

How is Everybody Wants to Be Italian rated?

Everybody Wants to Be Italian has 9% on Rotten Tomatoes, 26 on Metacritic and 67% on TMDB.

Does Everybody Wants to Be Italian have a post-credit scene?

No. Everybody Wants to Be Italian has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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