Don’t Go Near the Water (1957): Cast & Plot
Don’t Go Near the Water is a 1957 adventure comedy directed by Charles Walters, starring Glenn Ford as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel, Fred Clark and Robert Nichols. It runs 1 hour 47 minutes.
- Released
- Runtime
- 1h 47m (107 min)
- Director
- Charles Walters
- Original language
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English
- Studio
- Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
- After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is Don’t Go Near the Water About?
The premise of Don’t Go Near the Water without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.
THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME! Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.
Don’t Go Near the Water Themes & Keywords
· 50 tags- south-pacific
- world war two
- u.s. navy
- tattooed man
- father daughter relationship
- local custom
- navy nurse
- romantic rivalry
- pacific island
- officers club
- four letter word
- newspaper reporter
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- black lace panties
- sexually liberated woman
- studette
- bare chested man
- all star cast
- ensemble cast
- based on the novel of the same name
- military comedy
- breaking a rule
- title co written by female
- war correspondent
- island life
- lieutenant commander
- navy lieutenant
- cross cultural romance
- stockbroker
- u.s. congressman
- yeoman
- ribald
- foul mouthed
- female war correspondent
- heavy cruiser
- navy admiral
- ensign
- falling in love
- bumbler
- military officer
- battleship
- blackmail
- courtship
- lingerie
- loneliness
- military base
- military discipline
- playboy
- marriage proposal
- reporter
- transformation
Don’t Go Near the Water Cast & Characters
Glenn Ford leads the cast as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel, with Fred Clark as Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash and Robert Nichols as Lt. Cmdr. Hereford. Directed by Charles Walters; 19 actors are credited in all.
- Director Charles Walters
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Glenn Ford as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel -
Fred Clark as Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash - Robert Nichols as Lt. Cmdr. Hereford
- John Alderson as Lt. Cmdr. Diplock
Also Starring in Don’t Go Near the Water
· 15 more- Jack Straw Lt. Cmdr. Gladstone
- Gia Scala Melora Alba
- Romney Brent Mr. Alba - Melora's Father
- Earl Holliman Adam Garrett
- Anne Francis Lt. Alice Tomlen
- Mickey Shaughnessy Farragut Jones
- Eva Gabor Deborah Aldrich
- Howard Smith Admiral Junius Boatwright
- Keenan Wynn Gordon Ripwell
- Russ Tamblyn Ens. Tyson
- Jack Albertson Rep. George Jansen
- Mary Wickes Janie
- Charles Watts Rep. Arthur Smithfield
- Jeff Richards Lt. Ross Pendleton
- Mike Steen Marine Orderly (uncredited)
More from Charles Walters
More films directed by Charles Walters, best-rated first: Good News, High Society, What Now, Catherine Curtis? and Walk Don’t Run.
Don’t Go Near the Water Plot Summary
What happens in Don’t Go Near the Water from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 12 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 3-minute read.
Spoilers ahead
On a quiet island where the roar of the outside world feels distant, Lieutenant (j.g.) Max Siegel leads a small, very public-facing unit of the US Navy. Far from the front lines, this public relations detachment spends their days polishing appearances and maintaining morale rather than engaging in battle. Their stern, rule-bound commander is Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash, a civilian-turned-stockbroker turned officer who refuses to allow any transfer out, keeping the team under tight control as they navigate the delicate balance between duty and personal life. Siegel’s role often brings him into contact with war correspondents and influential visitors, and he fills his hours by shepherding the press and Congressmen around the island, shaping a narrative that the home front wants to hear.
Full summary
The whole story of Don’t Go Near the Water, scene by scene
Don’t Go Near the Water Trailers & Videos
The trailer of Don’t Go Near the Water.
How Well Do You Know Don’t Go Near the Water?
10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.
Question 1 of 10
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- Question 10: not answered
Who is the junior lieutenant that leads the Navy public‑relations unit on the island?
Cars in Don’t Go Near the Water
1 car on screen: the 1942 Ford GPW.
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1942 Ford GPW Main role
Don’t Go Near the Water Also Known As
7 alternative titles, including “Alla larga dal mare” and “Vaya marineros”.
- Also known as
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- Alla larga dal mare
- Vaya marineros
- 近水楼台
- Marinero no te metas al agua
- Não Caia n'Água
- Marujo
- Akta er för vatten
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Movies Like Don’t Go Near the Water
Films with a similar story, tone or audience, including Donovan's Reef, Don’t Make Waves and South Sea Woman.
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Donovan's Reef 1963 -
Don’t Make Waves 1967 -
South Sea Woman 1953 -
The Private Navy of Sgt. O’Farrell 1968 -
Down Among the Sheltering Palms 1953 -
Saturday Island 1952 -
To the Shores of Tripoli 1942 -
Father Goose 1964 -
Waikiki Wedding 1937 -
The Water Nymph 1912 -
Don’t Drink the Water 1969 -
Across the Pacific 1942
Don’t Go Near the Water FAQ: Cast, Runtime & Release Date
Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of Don’t Go Near the Water, each answered in a sentence.
How long is Don’t Go Near the Water?
Don’t Go Near the Water runs 1 hour 47 minutes (107 minutes).
When was Don’t Go Near the Water released?
Don’t Go Near the Water was released on November 14, 1957.
Who directed Don’t Go Near the Water?
Don’t Go Near the Water was directed by Charles Walters.
More films by Charles Walters Who is in the cast of Don’t Go Near the Water?
Don’t Go Near the Water stars Glenn Ford as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel, Fred Clark as Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash and Robert Nichols as Lt. Cmdr. Hereford, among 19 credited actors.
Does Don’t Go Near the Water have a post-credit scene?
No. Don’t Go Near the Water has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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