Skip to content
What's After the Movie?
Adventure comedy

Don’t Go Near the Water (1957): Cast & Plot

Don’t Go Near the Water (1957) movie poster

Don’t Go Near the Water is a 1957 adventure comedy directed by Charles Walters, starring Glenn Ford as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel, Fred Clark and Robert Nichols. It runs 1 hour 47 minutes.

Loading streaming availability…
Don’t Go Near the Water (1957) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 47m (107 min)
Director
Charles Walters
Genres
Adventure , Comedy , War , Romance
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is Don’t Go Near the Water About?

The premise of Don’t Go Near the Water without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.

THE LAUGH OF YOUR LIFE-TIME! Madison Avenue-trained Navy men handle public relations on a South Pacific island during World War II.

Don’t Go Near the Water Themes & Keywords

· 50 tags
  • south-pacific
  • world war two
  • u.s. navy
  • tattooed man
  • father daughter relationship
  • local custom
  • navy nurse
  • romantic rivalry
  • pacific island
  • officers club
  • four letter word
  • newspaper reporter
+38 more
  • black lace panties
  • sexually liberated woman
  • studette
  • bare chested man
  • all star cast
  • ensemble cast
  • based on the novel of the same name
  • military comedy
  • breaking a rule
  • title co written by female
  • war correspondent
  • island life
  • lieutenant commander
  • navy lieutenant
  • cross cultural romance
  • stockbroker
  • u.s. congressman
  • yeoman
  • ribald
  • foul mouthed
  • female war correspondent
  • heavy cruiser
  • navy admiral
  • ensign
  • falling in love
  • bumbler
  • military officer
  • battleship
  • blackmail
  • courtship
  • lingerie
  • loneliness
  • military base
  • military discipline
  • playboy
  • marriage proposal
  • reporter
  • transformation
Loading streaming availability…
Cast & crew

Don’t Go Near the Water Cast & Characters

Glenn Ford leads the cast as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel, with Fred Clark as Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash and Robert Nichols as Lt. Cmdr. Hereford. Directed by Charles Walters; 19 actors are credited in all.

Also Starring in Don’t Go Near the Water

· 15 more
From the director

More from Charles Walters

More films directed by Charles Walters, best-rated first: Good News, High Society, What Now, Catherine Curtis? and Walk Don’t Run.

Full filmography
Plot

Don’t Go Near the Water Plot Summary

What happens in Don’t Go Near the Water from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 12 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 3-minute read.

Spoilers ahead

On a quiet island where the roar of the outside world feels distant, Lieutenant (j.g.) Max Siegel leads a small, very public-facing unit of the US Navy. Far from the front lines, this public relations detachment spends their days polishing appearances and maintaining morale rather than engaging in battle. Their stern, rule-bound commander is Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash, a civilian-turned-stockbroker turned officer who refuses to allow any transfer out, keeping the team under tight control as they navigate the delicate balance between duty and personal life. Siegel’s role often brings him into contact with war correspondents and influential visitors, and he fills his hours by shepherding the press and Congressmen around the island, shaping a narrative that the home front wants to hear.

Full summary

The whole story of Don’t Go Near the Water, scene by scene

Read the full summary
Videos

Don’t Go Near the Water Trailers & Videos

The trailer of Don’t Go Near the Water.

DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER (Original Theatrical Trailer)
Quiz

How Well Do You Know Don’t Go Near the Water?

10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.

Question 1 of 10

  1. Question 1: not answered
  2. Question 2: not answered
  3. Question 3: not answered
  4. Question 4: not answered
  5. Question 5: not answered
  6. Question 6: not answered
  7. Question 7: not answered
  8. Question 8: not answered
  9. Question 9: not answered
  10. Question 10: not answered

Who is the junior lieutenant that leads the Navy public‑relations unit on the island?

Cars

Cars in Don’t Go Near the Water

1 car on screen: the 1942 Ford GPW.

  • 1942 Ford GPW in Don’t Go Near the Water 1942 Ford GPW Main role
Details

Don’t Go Near the Water Also Known As

7 alternative titles, including “Alla larga dal mare” and “Vaya marineros”.

Also known as
  • Alla larga dal mare
  • Vaya marineros
  • 近水楼台
  • Marinero no te metas al agua
  • Não Caia n'Água
  • Marujo
  • Akta er för vatten

Seen Don’t Go Near the Water?

FAQ

Don’t Go Near the Water FAQ: Cast, Runtime & Release Date

Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of Don’t Go Near the Water, each answered in a sentence.

How long is Don’t Go Near the Water?

Don’t Go Near the Water runs 1 hour 47 minutes (107 minutes).

When was Don’t Go Near the Water released?

Don’t Go Near the Water was released on November 14, 1957.

Who directed Don’t Go Near the Water?

Don’t Go Near the Water was directed by Charles Walters.

More films by Charles Walters

Who is in the cast of Don’t Go Near the Water?

Don’t Go Near the Water stars Glenn Ford as Lt. J.G. Max Siegel, Fred Clark as Lt. Cmdr. Clinton T. Nash and Robert Nichols as Lt. Cmdr. Hereford, among 19 credited actors.

Does Don’t Go Near the Water have a post-credit scene?

No. Don’t Go Near the Water has no extra scene during or after the credits.

Coming soon to your phone

The Plot Explained Movie Summary App

From blockbusters to hidden gems: plot summaries, endings explained and timelines on your phone. Save your favorites and never miss a twist again.

Be the first to know when it launches. Your email stays private, always. Learn more about the app