Bite Me (2019): Cast & Ratings
Bite Me is a 2019 romantic comedy starring Meredith Edwards as Islay Fire, Annie Golden and Naomi Grossman. It runs 1 hour 23 minutes. Its Echo Score is 68/100.
- Released
- Runtime
- 1h 23m (83 min)
- Original language
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English
- After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is Bite Me About?
The premise of Bite Me without spoilers.
Sometimes, love doesn’t suck. A subversive romantic comedy about the real-life subculture of people who believe that they’re vampires and the IRS agent who audits them.
Bite Me Cast & Characters
Meredith Edwards leads the cast as Islay Fire, with Annie Golden as Faith and Naomi Grossman as Chrissy.
- Meredith Edwards as Islay Fire
- Annie Golden as Faith
- Naomi Grossman as Chrissy
- Cynthia Mace as Nan
Also Starring in Bite Me
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- Bob Jaffe Steve
- Christian Coulson James
- Debargo Sanyal Vampire Fop #1
- Harold Surratt Tim
- Sarah Wharton Businesswoman
- Katie Morrison Prayer Group Member #1 (Elspeth)
- Mahira Kakkar Lily
- Susan Wands Pam
- Celey Schumer Waitress
- Chris Dunlop Fake James
- Chris Russell Drunk Passerby
- Miranda Plant Vampire Cult Leader (voice)
- Cassandra Seidenfeld Ambrosia
- Tommy Nelms The Nudist
- Naomi McDougall Jones Sarah
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- Antino Crowley-Kamenwati Stacz
- Makia Martin Security Guard Stella
- Stephen Dexter Reality Show Announcer (voice)
- Katherine Kahrs News Anchor Lindsay Bolt
- Rebecca Berardi Badass Becky
- Bronwen Carson Cindy
- Mark A. Keeton The Butler
- Mia Romero Regan
Bite Me Reviews & Ratings
Our Echo Score gives it 68/100, strongest in character & emotion (78) and weakest in sensory experience (60).
Bite Me Echo Score Breakdown
Bite Me blends a vampire‑themed premise with a romantic‑comedy structure, delivering a distinctive yet uneven viewing experience. The film benefits from lively lead performances and an unusual concept that appeals to niche audiences, while its production values and narrative cohesion fall short for many viewers. Overall, the mixture of charm and technical shortcomings results in a moderately positive reception that may entertain fans of offbeat romance but leaves broader audiences unconvinced.
Our own 0–100 rating, built from five aspects: art, character, story, the sensory experience and how well a film rewatches.
- Art & Craft 65
In terms of direction and visual execution, the film shows moments of competent craftsmanship, especially in its quirky premise. Critics note a solid command from the director, yet several viewers describe the atmosphere as dreary and the cinematography as lacking depth. The production design captures a New York vampire subculture, but inconsistencies in editing and visual polish limit its impact. Consequently, the artistic execution lands in the low‑to‑mid‑range.
- Character & Emotion 78
When it comes to character work, the leads deliver engaging chemistry that many reviewers highlight as a central strength. Performances are praised for nuance and a unique vocal presence, and the supporting cast adds occasional charm. Some criticism points to underdeveloped secondary characters, but the overall emotional resonance and believable rapport between the protagonists lift the character dimension into the higher range.
- Story & Flow 70
The narrative blends romance with vampire folklore, earning recognition for its originality and occasional cleverness. Reviewers appreciate the subversive take on familiar rom‑com beats, though others note reliance on genre tropes and uneven pacing. The plot introduces intriguing ideas such as vampire social media use, but the execution leaves gaps that affect coherence. This mix of inventive moments and structural flaws places the story in a moderate‑positive bracket.
- Sensory Experience 60
Sensory elements, including soundtrack and visual style, receive mixed feedback. Some viewers find the film’s tone playful and its New York backdrop engaging, while others call the atmosphere phony and the visual texture bland. Sound design is not highlighted positively, and the absence of typical vampire imagery, such as blood, diminishes the sensory impact. Overall, the sensory experience hovers around average without strong distinction.
- Rewatch Factor 68
Rewatch potential hinges on the film's quirky premise and the chemistry of its leads, which many find enjoyable for repeat viewings, especially in a date‑night setting. Positive remarks emphasize its fun, sweet tone, whereas harsh critics label it unwatchable and forgettable. The blend of charm and flaws yields a modestly appealing lingering value, positioning the rewatch factor in the mid‑range.
Bite Me Trailers & Videos
The trailer of Bite Me.
Bite Me Also Known As
Also known as “Vampire Love”.
- Also known as
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- Vampire Love
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Bite Me FAQ: Cast, Runtime & Release Date
Runtime, release date, cast and post-credit scenes of Bite Me, each answered in a sentence.
How long is Bite Me?
Bite Me runs 1 hour 23 minutes (83 minutes).
When was Bite Me released?
Bite Me was released on March 9, 2019.
Who is in the cast of Bite Me?
Bite Me stars Meredith Edwards as Islay Fire, Annie Golden as Faith and Naomi Grossman as Chrissy, among 28 credited actors.
Does Bite Me have a post-credit scene?
No. Bite Me has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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