Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters 2007

As the curtains rise on this quirky journey, an amusing spectacle unfolds where a collective of anthropomorphic snacks delightfully perform a whimsical version of “Let’s All Go to the Lobby.” However, their joyful tunes are abruptly interrupted by a unique group of snacks, led by the heavy metal band Mastodon, who commandeer the stage with their theatrical flair. This chaotic concert culminates in a death metal extravaganza, setting the stage for the absurd adventures yet to come.

In the heart of ancient Egypt, Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad emerge from the grand Sphinx, only to be confronted by a colossal poodle with destructive intentions. In a heart-stopping twist, Frylock meets a tragic fate at the paws of this enormous dog. Desperate, Shake and Meatwad flee with Frylock’s lifeless form, eventually encountering Time Lincoln, who uses mystical powers to revive their friend. Their escape is facilitated by a wooden rocket ship gifted by Time Lincoln, but not without leaving the Central Intelligence Agency in disarray, receiving just punishment from an African American Kentucky Colonel for meddling with time itself.

Meanwhile, a sentient watermelon known as Walter Melon and his companion Neil Peart, famed drummer of Rush, observe the peculiar activities of the Aqua Teens from their bizarre spaceship. This duo witnesses Meatwad engaging in an impromptu concert with a collection of dolls, alongside the Aqua Teens’ retreat from the CIA.

As Shake becomes infatuated with a new exercise device called the Insanoflex, Frylock grows increasingly concerned about its shoddy assembly. In their search for online assembly instructions, they stumble upon a disturbing warning against using the device. In a moment of poor judgment, Frylock contacts the number listed on the site, reaching Emory and Oglethorpe, the quirky Plutonians. Before they can respond, they are met by the ominous Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future.

This ghostly being discloses the alarming truth about the Insanoflex: once put together, it could turn its user into a powerhouse, attracting every woman on Earth, leading to humanity’s downfall. To thwart this disaster, the Ghost travels back in time, taking a critical screw from the device. Meanwhile, the Plutonians argue that this screw could easily be replaced, suggesting someone else could make do with a substitute or a makeshift pencil solution.

As Frylock meticulously reconstructs the Insanoflex, a vital component—the circuit board—remains missing. The trio sets off to retrieve it, tracking it to their neighbor Carl Brutananadilewski, who has previously been a victim of Shake’s antics. When Carl refuses to cooperate, Meatwad discovers the address inscribed on the Insanoflex’s box, leading them to Dr. Weird’s abandoned asylum-turned-condominium. The eccentric doctor, now the owner of his peculiar property, agrees to return the sought-after circuit board to Frylock, who quickly installs it into the machine.

Claiming it as his own, Carl insists on being the first to use the Insanoflex. The device transforms into a gigantic one-eyed robot that blares techno beats while Carl is subjected to an unplanned workout. As the robot rampages through downtown Philadelphia, it begins dropping metallic eggs that hatch into smaller robotic versions of itself. Emory, Oglethorpe, and the Ghost, who previously aimed to steal the machine, join forces as chaos reigns.

The Aqua Teens and their newfound allies must consult a workout video, revealing the Insanoflex’s only weakness—musical sensitivity. Following a botched encounter with MC Pee Pants, reincarnated as a fly, they reluctantly resort to Shake’s tortured rendition of “Nude Love” on acoustic guitar, which forces the robot to self-destruct. Carl, now muscular and smitten with his new partner, Linda, departs as the group scrambles to manage the swarm of newly hatched robots threatening the city.

In a bid for answers, the Aqua Teens confront Dr. Weird at his condo, where Frylock reveals their origin story: a trio of unlikely heroes engineered from Dr. Weird’s bizarre experiments, alongside a chicken nugget named Chicken Bittle. In a flashback, Dr. Weird reveals his original intent to create the Aqua Teens solely to crash a jet into a brick wall. Frylock, realizing the futility of such a cruel mission, recalibrates the jet to head towards Africa, hoping to combat world hunger. Tragically, upon their arrival, Bittle meets its end at the claws of a lion, and their presence sends local tribes fleeing. With no other options, they return to the United States, aiming to start anew as average citizens in New Jersey.

As Carl and Linda relax in her room, a shocking twist occurs. Dr. Weird, disguised as Linda, strikes, dismembering Carl’s newly muscular form to augment his stature. Tension fills the air as Frylock and Dr. Weird engage in a philosophical duel. Who is the real creator? Dr. Weird fervently claims Frylock is responsible for his existence, while Frylock retorts the opposite.

Just when the discourse escalates, Walter Melon appears, proclaiming himself the architect of the Aqua Teens and their realm, including the infamous Insanoflex. He schemes to instigate their mutual destruction to claim their property and establish his “Insano-Gym.” However, the Aqua Teens quickly correct him, clarifying their status as renters, not owners.

Walter, irked by this revelation, storms off, leaving the Aqua Teens to grapple with another unexpected appearance: their purported mother—a 9-layer bean burrito. Meatwad instinctively embraces this culinary creation, while Frylock coolly remarks, “That’s neat.” Meanwhile, Shake dramatically exits by leaping through the window.

In a whimsical post-credits scene, the Ghost appears in the Aqua Teens’ living room, exhibiting uncanny canine behavior toward the TV. As the lights fade, Frylock—now embracing a new gender identity—gently admonishes the Ghost, “Time for bed, buddy.”