Vampires Suck (2010): Cast, Ratings, Box Office & Plot
Vampires Suck is a 2010 comedy directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, starring Jenn Proske, Diedrich Bader and Matt Lanter. It runs 1 hour 22 minutes and earned $80.5 million worldwide on a $20 million budget. Critics gave it 4% on Rotten Tomatoes and 18 on Metacritic, and IMDb users rate it 3.4/10.
- Released
- Runtime
- 1h 22m (82 min)
- Directors
- Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg
- Genre
- Comedy
- Original language
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English - Budget
- $20M
- After the credits
- No No extra scene
What Is Vampires Suck About?
The premise of Vampires Suck without spoilers. The whole story is in the plot summary further down.
A teenage girl named Becca finds her romantic life complicated by a controlling father and two potential boyfriends. Her friends are dealing with their own relationship struggles, leading to humorous situations and relatable teenage angst. As prom night draws near, the group must navigate the ups and downs of love and friendship in this comedic look at growing up.
Vampires Suck Themes & Keywords
· 50 tags- pacifier
- taking off shirt
- reference to penis size
- crotch grab
- bella swan character
- rosalie hale character
- charlie swan character
- edward cullen character
- esme cullen character
- jasper hale character
- slapstick comedy
- vampire exploitation
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- cringe comedy
- psychotronic film
- claim in title
- slow motion scene
- undressing
- asian vampire
- camera shot of feet
- fountain
- fighting in a fountain
- catfight
- kicked in the stomach
- wet clothes
- drinking from a bottle
- shovel as weapon
- hit in the face with a shovel
- public nudity
- stripping
- hit on the head
- violence
- violent girl
- violent woman
- exhibitionist
- implied nudity
- implied male nudity
- exhibitionism
- covered male frontal nudity
- strategically covered nudity
- strategically covered male nudity
- taking off pants
- stripping in public
- long haired male
- female vampire
- screaming woman
- screaming girl
- camera shot of mouth
- close up of open mouth
- close up of mouth
- chasing a cat
Vampires Suck Cast
Jenn Proske leads the cast, with Diedrich Bader and Matt Lanter. Directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg; 4 actors are credited in all.
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Co-director Jason Friedberg
More from Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg
More films directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, best-rated first: Best Night Ever, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie.
Vampires Suck Reviews & Ratings
Critics gave Vampires Suck 4% on Rotten Tomatoes and 18 on Metacritic, and IMDb users rate it 3.4/10.
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IMDb 3.4 /10
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Rotten Tomatoes 4% Tomatometer
Popcornmeter 30%
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Metacritic 18 Metascore
User score 3.5
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TMDB 44% User score
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Vampires Suck Plot Summary
What happens in Vampires Suck from start to finish, spoilers included, with a timeline of 15 key events. The opening is below; the full summary is a 3-minute read.
Spoilers ahead
Becca Crane, portrayed by Jenn Proske, relocates to the quirky town of Sporks to live with her oblivious father, Sheriff Frank, played by Diedrich Bader, after her mother begins an affair with the famous golfer Tiger Woods. As she settles into her new life, Becca soon finds herself caught up in a series of bizarre murders that have left the community on edge, with the culprits being blamed on Canadians. However, the true culprits are a group of vampires who, quite comically, are often mistaken for the Black Eyed Peas. This humor is highlighted in a memorable scene where a fisherman fearfully identifies them as the band, eliciting a pained response from one of the vampires.
Full summary
The whole story of Vampires Suck, scene by scene
Vampires Suck Box Office & Budget
Vampires Suck grossed $80.5 million worldwide on a $20 million budget, 4.0 times what it cost. $36.7 million came from the US and Canada and $43.9 million (54%) from the rest of the world.
Worldwide gross
$80.5M
4.0× its budget
- US & Canada
- $36.7M
- International
- $43.9M
- Budget
- $20M
Vampires Suck Trailers & Videos
The trailer of Vampires Suck.
How Well Do You Know Vampires Suck?
10 questions about the story, each with a hint if you get stuck. Pick an answer to see whether you were right.
Question 1 of 10
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- Question 10: not answered
What is the name of the main character played by Jenn Proske?
Cars in Vampires Suck
21 cars on screen, including the 1964 Chevrolet C-10 and the 2000 Ford Crown Victoria.
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2000 Ford Crown Victoria Important role -
Porsche 911 Carrera 996 Important role -
Suzuki DR 125 SE Important role
Vampires Suck Also Known As
32 alternative titles, including “Vampiros que se Mordam” and “Una Loca Pelicula de Vampiros”.
- Also known as
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- Vampiros que se Mordam
- Una Loca Pelicula de Vampiros
- 뱀파이어 석
- Очень вампирское кино
- Una loca película de vampiros
- Ponha Aqui o Seu Dentinho
- Wampiry i Świry
- Mordimi
- Mords-moi sans hésitation
- Beilight - Biss zum Abendbrot
- Híncame el diente
- Vampyrer suger
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- Vámpíros film
- Tupíři
- Вампирский засос
- 暮色大电影
- Sajrajt sága
- Βρικόλακες για Κλάματα
- הערפד הראשון שלי
- 뱀파이어 써커
- Вампирите не струват
- Biri Beni Isırdı
- Os Vampiros que se Mordam
- Vampīru sūcfilma
- Vampyrai užkniso juodai
- 搞乜鬼吸啜大製作
- Vampyyrien imussa
- ほぼトワイライト
- ยำแวมไพร์ สุดมันส์
- Ma Cà Rồng Quỷ Quái
- Вампірський засос
- 吸血鬼了沒
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Vampires Suck FAQ: Cast, Box Office & Runtime
Runtime, release date, director, cast, box office, ratings and post-credit scenes of Vampires Suck, each answered in a sentence.
How long is Vampires Suck?
Vampires Suck runs 1 hour 22 minutes (82 minutes).
When was Vampires Suck released?
Vampires Suck was released on August 18, 2010.
Who directed Vampires Suck?
Vampires Suck was directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg.
More films by Aaron Seltzer Who is in the cast of Vampires Suck?
Vampires Suck stars Jenn Proske, Diedrich Bader and Matt Lanter, among 4 credited actors.
How much did Vampires Suck make at the box office?
Vampires Suck grossed $80.5 million worldwide ($36.7 million domestic, $43.9 million international) on a budget of $20 million.
How is Vampires Suck rated?
Vampires Suck has 3.4/10 on IMDb, 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, 18 on Metacritic and 44% on TMDB.
Does Vampires Suck have a post-credit scene?
No. Vampires Suck has no extra scene during or after the credits.
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