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Minty the Assassin (2009): Cast

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Minty the Assassin is a 2009 comedy horror film directed by Eugene Baldovino, starring Elina Madison as Minty, Anthony Ray Parker and Chip Joslin. It runs 1 hour 20 minutes.

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Minty the Assassin (2009) movie poster
Released
Runtime
1h 20m (80 min)
Director
Eugene Baldovino
Genres
Comedy , Horror , Adventure , Action
Original language
English
After the credits
No No extra scene
The story

What Is Minty the Assassin About?

The premise of Minty the Assassin without spoilers.

A fan‑boy fantasy mixes lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science. Minty, a raven‑haired punk‑rock feminist heroine, gains powers from antioxidant‑rich chocolate. When her mentor Big Boss is kidnapped by the neuro‑scientist Doctor Brain Bender, she battles up the villain‑laden floors of his paranormal tower. Opponents include Captain Capability, Sensational Ninja, Rat Monster, Bruce Zee, Molly Leviathan, Zen Cowboy and Double Delicious, a lesbian vampire. Along the way Minty lectures foes on natural science before proving survival‑of‑the‑fittest with beauty, brains and brutal force.

Minty the Assassin Themes & Keywords

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  • lesbian vampire
  • lesbian sex
  • ninja
  • comic book
  • mint chocolate
  • super villain
  • superhero
  • female martial artist
  • character name in title
  • female nudity
  • superhero action
  • superhero fantasy
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  • superhero sci fi
  • fanboy
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Cast & crew

Minty the Assassin Cast & Characters

Elina Madison leads the cast as Minty, with Anthony Ray Parker as Big Boss and Chip Joslin as Dr. Brain Bender. Directed by Eugene Baldovino; 12 actors are credited in all.

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Minty the Assassin FAQ: Cast, Runtime & Release Date

Runtime, release date, director, cast and post-credit scenes of Minty the Assassin, each answered in a sentence.

How long is Minty the Assassin?

Minty the Assassin runs 1 hour 20 minutes (80 minutes).

When was Minty the Assassin released?

Minty the Assassin was released on August 7, 2009.

Who directed Minty the Assassin?

Minty the Assassin was directed by Eugene Baldovino.

Who is in the cast of Minty the Assassin?

Minty the Assassin stars Elina Madison as Minty, Anthony Ray Parker as Big Boss and Chip Joslin as Dr. Brain Bender, among 12 credited actors.

Does Minty the Assassin have a post-credit scene?

No. Minty the Assassin has no extra scene during or after the credits.

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