The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie 2008

In a distant past, the infamous pirate Robert the Terrible launches an attack on a ship belonging to the Kingdom of Monterria, taking Prince Alexander as a captive. Meanwhile, Princess Eloise and her loyal servant Willory (portrayed by Archibald Asparagus) cleverly deploy a device created by the king known as the “Helpseeker,” aiming to locate heroes who can rescue Alexander from his ruthless captor.

Fast forward to modern times, where three unlikely companions find themselves working at a dinner theater: the optimistic George (voiced by Pa Grape), the lethargic Sedgewick (voiced by Mr. Lunt), and the meek Elliot (voiced by Larry the Cucumber). Although they yearn for recognition as heroes among their peers, these lowly cabin boys feel their aspirations are far from reach. After they inadvertently ruin a performance one evening, they face dismissal and end up discarded in an alley. Fortunately, the Helpseeker finds them, and with a little push from Elliot, the trio is magically whisked away to the land of Monterria.

Upon arrival, they meet Princess Eloise and Willory, and together they embark on an adventure to Jolly Joe’s Tavern. It is here they uncover that the vile Pirate Robert, the banished brother of the king, has kidnapped Alexander in a scheme of vengeance against the monarchy. Their quest intensifies as they set sail in search of Robert’s hideout, but chaos ensues when Pirate Robert’s henchmen seize Eloise and Willory. While George and Elliot bravely continue their mission, a cowardly Sedgewick opts to hide away in a cave filled with what he believes to be “cheese curls.” As he explores, he soon discovers the curls are actually living worm-like creatures that force him to confront his fears and laziness.

As the journey unfolds, George and Elliot encounter a family of rock giants, who lend their assistance in reaching Robert’s fortress. Sedgewick eventually reunites with them, having swum the ocean while escaping the peculiar worm creatures. Upon reaching a hidden bay just outside Robert’s stronghold, the trio faces a mechanical serpent guardian. Utilizing quick thinking, Elliot manages to deactivate the beast, enabling them to infiltrate the fortress. Once inside, they successfully rescue both the prince and princess, only to confront Robert himself. With no heroic facade left to maintain, they admit their true identities as mere “cabin boys.”

Yet, in a deeply transformative moment, George discovers his courage and ingeniously uses a chandelier to defeat the pirate. With Robert hot on their tails, they flee through the fortress’s cistern. Back in the bay, the danger escalates as Robert’s ship bombards their small boat. Just when hope seems lost, the king arrives to save the day by sinking Robert’s vessel and rescuing our heroes.

Upon returning home, the trio is honored with medals from the king, deemed true heroes. They are transported back to the restaurant by the Helpseeker, unaware that Robert has secretly boarded their return to wreak havoc. In a climactic battle at the dinner theater, the trio manages to thwart Robert’s plans once again, ultimately sending him back to his own era. The audience erupts in applause, granting the gang the approval they longed for. Despite receiving a renewed opportunity to rejoin the stage, the three heroes choose to pursue further adventures beyond the theater as they prepare for yet another exciting journey, with the Helpseeker activating one more time.

The film concludes on a high note as the entire cast performs “Rock Monster,” a catchy parody of The B-52’s classic “Rock Lobster.” After the lively performance, Bob the Tomato makes an appearance as the director. As the credits roll, we see the notorious Robert being apprehended by the King, comically dancing along with his captured henchmen, adding a humorous twist to the adventure’s end.