Satanic Panic 2019

Samantha “Sam” Craft’s first day as a pizza delivery girl was an endless series of frustrations, with customers showing little regard for her diligent efforts. The hope for a better day seemed to arrive with a delivery to the upscale Mill Basin neighborhood, but this opportunity quickly dissolved when Gary Neumier coldly refused to leave a tip. Out of desperation for gas money, Sam decided to take control of her situation by entering the mansion, unknowingly crashing a secret gathering of a satanic coven led by Danica Ross. The group, which included Gypsy Neumieir and her husband Gary, soon realized Sam’s virginity and took her captive.

Upon regaining consciousness, Sam discovered she was held captive with Samuel, Danica’s estranged husband. He revealed the coven’s sinister plot to summon the demon Baphomet, which depended on a virgin’s womb. Recognizing her status, Samuel proposed a risky plan to save them both by claiming her innocence, but his advances were met with fierce rejection.

In the chaos that ensued, Samuel accidentally took his own life in a botched attempt for freedom, allowing Sam to flee into the night. Her escape led her to another mansion where she initially found safety with Kristen Larson, a babysitter who turned out to be in cahoots with the coven. As Sam ascended upstairs, she crossed paths with Michelle Larson, Kristen’s sister, who aggressively attacked her with a strap-on drill. In the ensuing struggle, Michelle’s reckless actions led to her death as she accidentally hurt her sister and met a violent end due to an electric shock.

Amidst the turmoil, Sam heard cries for help from a nearby bedroom and entered to find Judi Ross, Danica’s daughter, bound and gagged. Originally targeted as a sacrifice, Judi was spared after revealing her sexual history, but Danica’s cruel intentions had shifted to end her life. Sam managed to free Judi and attempted to call 911, but the call hilariously rerouted back to the coven, forcing them into yet another escape.

As Danica’s authority began to wane, she sought to summon a wicked entity using her late husband’s heart to capture Sam. However, Sam, with Judi’s knowledge of witchcraft, outsmarted the creature and fled. Tensions escalated within the coven when Gypsy challenged Danica’s leadership, leading to Gypsy conducting a ritual to curse Judi from a distance. But Judi skillfully countered the curse with the aid of Sam’s timely intervention, much to Gypsy’s outrage over Danica’s protective magic over her daughter.

The aftermath of their confrontation saw Danica face a swift and gruesome demise at the hands of a fellow coven member. Yet, in a shocking twist of dark magic, Danica resurrected herself, bolstered by an evil force that pushed her to continue her relentless pursuit of Sam and Judi.

Danica’s obsession ultimately led to the capture of Sam and Judi, imprisoning them in her backyard for the coven’s ritualistic intentions. Awakening bound and vulnerable, Danica reveled in her dark power, harnessing malevolent magic to drown Gypsy while dismantling the protective circle that had previously hindered her plans. The ritual commenced, resulting in Sam being unnaturally impregnated by Baphomet, a dark force entwined within the underworld.

As the summoning reached its apex, Sam broke free from her constraints, fueled by anger and desperation. She demanded the release of Judi, but Danica responded with brutal violence, coldly murdering Judi. Overcome with sorrow and despair, Sam went into labor, using a whimsical mantra, “two fuzzy bunnies,” to center herself as she astonishingly gave birth to two cute, unexpected rabbits.

In an unexpected turn, the coven’s dark ritual unraveled, casting out its members and leaving only Sam and her peculiar new friends. A demonic presence then materialized before her, taking the form of a little girl—Samaziel, a powerful entity ruling over hell. Samaziel revealed that it wasn’t Baphomet summoned, but rather itself, incited by the coven’s arrogance.

As Sam appealed for mercy, Samaziel spared her, expressing its fury over the coven’s disregard. Suddenly, all coven members met a gruesome fate as they were decapitated amidst Samaziel’s maniacal laughter, culminating in Danica’s fittingly brutal end at the beckoning of Samaziel’s wrath.

In a final act of liberation, Sam sped away on her Vespa, joined by one of her fuzzy bunnies—now fondly named Judi Junior—leaving behind the wreckage and chaos that had once consumed her life.