Agents of Secret Stuff 2010

Aden has spent his life training as an agent within the secret society of spies known as the Agents of Secret Stuff (A.S.S.), and his final test is to earn the Honorary Operative License Entitlement (H.O.L.E.). To achieve this, he must complete one last mission for A.S.S. operative Tracy. The mission is to protect Taylor, a high school student who has become the target of a shadowy rival assassins group called the Society Involving Not-So-Good Stuff (S.I.N.S.).

Disguised under the name Jose McDonald, Aden struggles to blend into the everyday world of high school life, constantly misreading ordinary situations as threats and trying to shield Taylor from dangers that he believes lurk around every corner. His earnest efforts tend to complicate things rather than prevent trouble. On his fourth attempt at protecting Taylor, Aden’s true identity comes to light, and he explains the backstory of S.I.N.S. and A.S.S. to her. When Taylor asks him to leave, he opens up about his actions, and she responds with a surprising amount of sympathy, helping him learn what it means to be a normal teenager while still honoring his duties.

The school’s dance becomes a turning point. Aden’s attempts to safeguard Taylor lead him to clash with Melvin, who is revealed to be connected to S.I.N.S. The moment he leaves Taylor with Melvin, Aden realizes too late that Melvin isn’t just a threat—he is the assassin pursuing Taylor. This discovery triggers a tense chase to a warehouse, where Melvin binds Taylor to a chair. As Aden finally reaches the warehouse, Melvin unveils another twist: Taylor is supposedly part of A.S.S.’s broader plans, setting the stage for a brutal confrontation between Aden and Melvin. The duel shifts in Melvin’s favor for a moment, as he launches a deadly mousetrap—yet the fight escalates, and Taylor breaks free just in time to join the fray.

Taylor’s courage turns the tide. She defeats Melvin in a pivotal moment, but the danger isn’t finished—Melvin lunges again, aiming to overwhelm them. At that critical moment, Tracy arrives to back Aden and witnesses Taylor’s latent potential. The scene is punctuated by a moment of validation: > bringing out Taylor’s full potential.

The situation is ultimately resolved with the arrival of two other A.S.S. agents—the person Aden had previously referred to as his Step-Step-Bro-in-Law and the founder, known as X. These two agents reveal stunning truths: X is Taylor’s father, and he congratulates Aden while formally awarding him the H.O.L.E., making him a full-fledged A.S.S operative. This recognition marks a turning point in Aden’s life, transitioning him from a novice trainee to a recognized agent.

With the mission complete, Aden invites Taylor to the homecoming dance. However, Taylor beats him to it, and by the time they arrive at the school, the dance has already ended. Undeterred, Aden sets his watch to JR Aquino’s song “You and I” and asks Taylor for one last dance. Their moment is cut short by a rustling noise from a nearby bush, which adds a playful note to the ending. The two seal the moment with a kiss, signaling a hopeful future beyond their strange, high-stakes adventure.